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This is not a legal or official application for employment. After completing this form a member of our team will review the information and contact you to setup a short phone interview if your skills and background match an open opportunity. You may be asked to complete this form again in person.
It is agreed and understood that any misrepresentations of information given above shall be considered an act of dishonesty.
It is agreed and understood that the motor carrier or his agents may investigate the applicant's background to ascertain any and all information of concern to applicant's record, where same is of record or not and applicant releases employers and persons named herein form all liability for any damages on account of his furnishing such information.
It is also agreed and understood that under the Fair Credit Reporting Act, Public Law 91-508, I have been told that this investigation may include an investigating Consumer Report, including information regarding my character, general reputation, personal characteristics, and mode of living.
I agree to furnish such additional information and complete such examinations as may be required to complete his employment file.
It is agreed and understood that this application for employment in no way obligates the motor carrier to employ or hire the applicant.
It is agreed and understood that if qualified and hired, I may be on a probationary period during which time I may be discharged without recourse.
This certified that this application was completed by me, and that all entries on it and information in it are true and complete to the best of knowledge.